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The passive gerber does not define himself as a supporter of any party.

The passive Gerber has nothing against GERB not being in power, as long as no other party comes to power.

The passive Gerber doesn't want GERB to fall from power because the communists will come.

The passive gerber thinks that only the BSP and possibly "Yes, Bulgaria" can be communists, but they are a different type of communists.

The passive Gerber thinks he is GERB's biggest critic.

The passive Gerber believes that the protests against the BSP in 2013 were moral and justified.

The passive gerber believes that the protests against GERB in 2020 are immoral at a time like this.

The passive gerber thinks changes are needed, but now is not the time.

The passive gerber thinks peaceful protests are stupid because they involve shouting at empty buildings.

The passive gerber thinks that violent protests are stupid because nothing is achieved with violence.

The passive gerber thinks that blocking roads is stupid because it disrupts public order.

The passive Gerber mocks the protesters when they lift the blockades and says that they have clearly run out of funding.

The passive gerber believes that no one can protest if they are not paid, unless they protest themselves.

The passive Gerber believes that if GERB and BSP do the same thing, that does not make them the same, because one is obviously communist.

The passive Gerber believes that the president cannot demand the resignation of the prime minister.

The passive Gerber sees nothing wrong with the prime minister demanding the president's resignation.

The passive gerber believes that a mention of the name "Madjo" during a livestream is indisputable proof of the relationship between him and Hristo Ivanov.

The passive Gerber does not believe that the long-term cooperation between Boyko Borisov and Maggio is proof of anything.

The passive Gerber believes that despite raising taxes and social security thresholds, GERB is the only right-wing party in Bulgaria.

The passive Gerber thinks that state-owned gas stations are a bad idea, "but breaking the Lukoil monopoly is great."

The passive Gerber does not know why only Borisov calls the Turkish Stream "Balkan Stream".

The passive Gerber does not understand why others think that GERB helps Russian interests.

The passive Gerber sees no problem with Bulgaria building a gas pipeline for Putin.

The passive gerber thinks that the most important thing is to be in the European Union.

The passive gerber thinks that we need to be very careful with the European Union.

The passive Gerber believes that the European Union is granting more money to Bulgaria because of Boyko Borisov.

The passive Gerber believes that the protests over Peevski's election are moral.

The passive Gerber believes that Peevski has been unnecessarily demonized.

The passive Gerber believes that money from European funds is being stolen en masse.

The passive Gerber is afraid that if GERB falls, the EU funds will stop.

The passive gerber thinks that pederasts should give the rainbow back to the children.

The passive gerber believes that using children in protest is immoral.

The passive gerber thinks liberals are drug addicts, but he himself takes it from time to time, so what?

The passive Gerber believes that Borisov's meetings with Putin show that Bulgaria is a respected country.

The passive Gerber believes that Radev's meetings with Putin are national treason.

The passive Gerber thinks that Donald Trump remembered his meeting with Boyko Borisov.

The passive gerber thinks corruption is just a scheme in which I am not involved.

The passive Gerber believes that Bulgaria has a problem with corruption, but GERB's rule is the lesser evil.

The passive Gerber believes that GERB has great merit in the fight against corruption because it stopped smuggling and that is why they should stay.

The passive Gerber believes that Ivo Prokopiev cannot appear on national airwaves and comment on politics.

The passive Gerber does not think there is a problem with Georgi Harizanov appearing on national airwaves to comment on GERB as a side political analyst.

The passive gerber accepts Marta Georgieva's position regarding the Istanbul Convention as the position of the entire DSB party.

The passive Gerber does not accept Ekaterina Zaharieva's position regarding the Istanbul Convention as the position of the entire GERB party.

The passive Gerber doesn't understand why his other right-wing friends don't agree with him.

The passive Gerber would be included in the GERB list, but only if he is from the civilian quota.

The passive Gerber thinks that Hristo Ivanov is a communist because of his mother.

The passive Gerber does not believe that Boyko Borisov is a communist just because he was a member of the Bulgarian Communist Party and a bodyguard for Todor Zhivkov.

The passive Gerber believes that "the protests have some legitimate demands" but "doesn't want to go into specifics."

The passive gerber thinks protests are pointless because they don't produce leaders.

The passive gerber does not like protests because they are "ridden."

Пасивният гербер смята, че АЕЦ „Белене“ е глупав и опасен проект, когато го строи БСП.

The passive Gerber does not think that the Belene NPP is a stupid and dangerous project when GERB is building it.

The passive gerber believes that Boyko Borisov is a natural conservative.

The passive gerber believes that Hristo Ivanov is a dangerous anarcho-liberal.

The passive Gerber does not believe that Georgi Markov is a representative sample for GERB.

The passive gerber thinks that Maria Spirova is a representative sample for "Yes, Bulgaria"

The passive Gerber does not think that Vladislav Goranov is a failed minister because he resigned.

The passive Gerber believes that Hristo Ivanov is a failed minister because he resigned.

The passive gerber thinks that Hristo Ivanov is a loser because he did not stay to finish the judicial reform.

The passive Gerber believes that Hristo Ivanov's judicial reform would not have changed anything anyway.

The passive gerber believes that Boyko Borisov had three grandparents – three pairs of communists and three pairs of tsarist officers.

The passive Gerber believes that Bulgaria is in 111th place in the ranking of "Reporters Without Borders" because of the selection of analyzes in "Dnevnik".

The passive gerber thinks that 99 out of 100 articles in PIK are nonsense, but this one in particular is right in the top ten.

The passive gerber thinks that "Free Europe" and PIK are the same because he doesn't like both.

The passive Gerber believes that criticism of Peevski is "part of a war between oligarchs."

The passive Gerber believes that Bulgaria has a problem with the media environment for purely natural reasons.

The passive gerber believes that the word "oligarch" has a broad meaning in the Bulgarian context.

The passive gerber believes that private property is something sacred, but he does not understand the protests against Ivan Geshev.

The passive Gerber believes that Kostov is guilty of not adopting a law on lustration.

The passive gerber thinks lustration is something dangerous.

The passive Gerber believes that the economy is built by the private sector.

The passive Gerber believes that privatization is the biggest fraud in the history of Bulgaria.

The passive gerber wants freedom, but this is not freedom, but liberty.

The passive gerber can't have a political debate without laughing and smiling emoticons.

The passive gerber thinks everyone is a jerk.

The passive gerber thinks that this text was written personally and specifically for him.

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About Stamat Paskalev

Stamat Paskalev is the alter ego of a prominent Bulgarian architect, engineer, software developer, public figure, actor, brewer, mayor, journalist, musician, photographer, political scientist, economist and juggler. He graduated from the Classical Gymnasium, of course.

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